So my son was born on May 1st, 2016. I frantically reached out to all my eBay customers to tell them I am going to be delayed making shipments or they could get a refund if that was not acceptable. All were kosher with waiting.
For those who know me best, I recycle like a fiend. I hate wasting and ruining our environment. I will use recycled bubbles, scrap paper to write addresses on and tape them down over top of the used bubbles etc.
Well I was looking for a TODO list that I had created and could not plumb find anywhere. Lo and behold I get a message back from a guy in the USA.
Hey 99..
Thanks for the shipment but I think you packed something that was not meant for me. I am glad you told me you and your wife just had a baby boy because this note would have turned me off from buying from you at all anymore in the future.
Given that you probably need a reminder, here are the contents of the note. Mind you your handwriting sucks but here goes..
Retrieve Breast Pump from baby box --> I hope this is for your wife and not you.
Get the good quality diaper rash cream.. blue tin --> Blue Tin? Get Gold and Blue.. that's the cream of the crop..
Find Genie for smell *** diapers and get the refill. BLUE ONE.. not GREEN
Laundry detergent for baby --> Ever thought of writing a product name??
Baby Oil --> Ok makes sense
Coconut Oil --> What the hell do you plan on using this for?
Something that starts with the letter B and ends in what looks like a C..
I think you were trying to tell yourself Baby boocs but that is actually booKs, not boocs -- I am a teacher, so just doing my job.
Gin and Tonic --> Although I suggest a nice scotch but to each their own.
Tofu --> I hope to dear God that this for a meal for you and the wife and not for baby until many months later
Wipes for the poop. -- You could have just said baby wipes
S H I T Tickets ---> Are you talking about Toilet Paper? If yes, I laughed for days on this.
You come across as a well articulated individual, I am hoping you were dead tired when you wrote this note. However thanks for the good laugh. I have never ever had this happen before and congrats to your little one. Again, please tell me what you intend do with the coconut oil? Maybe I don't want to know..
Yes it's a slight bit embarrassing but if it makes you all laugh, then its well worth the share.
Enjoy your night
Ameet
For those who know me best, I recycle like a fiend. I hate wasting and ruining our environment. I will use recycled bubbles, scrap paper to write addresses on and tape them down over top of the used bubbles etc.
Well I was looking for a TODO list that I had created and could not plumb find anywhere. Lo and behold I get a message back from a guy in the USA.
Hey 99..
Thanks for the shipment but I think you packed something that was not meant for me. I am glad you told me you and your wife just had a baby boy because this note would have turned me off from buying from you at all anymore in the future.
Given that you probably need a reminder, here are the contents of the note. Mind you your handwriting sucks but here goes..
Retrieve Breast Pump from baby box --> I hope this is for your wife and not you.
Get the good quality diaper rash cream.. blue tin --> Blue Tin? Get Gold and Blue.. that's the cream of the crop..
Find Genie for smell *** diapers and get the refill. BLUE ONE.. not GREEN
Laundry detergent for baby --> Ever thought of writing a product name??
Baby Oil --> Ok makes sense
Coconut Oil --> What the hell do you plan on using this for?
Something that starts with the letter B and ends in what looks like a C..
I think you were trying to tell yourself Baby boocs but that is actually booKs, not boocs -- I am a teacher, so just doing my job.
Gin and Tonic --> Although I suggest a nice scotch but to each their own.
Tofu --> I hope to dear God that this for a meal for you and the wife and not for baby until many months later
Wipes for the poop. -- You could have just said baby wipes
S H I T Tickets ---> Are you talking about Toilet Paper? If yes, I laughed for days on this.
You come across as a well articulated individual, I am hoping you were dead tired when you wrote this note. However thanks for the good laugh. I have never ever had this happen before and congrats to your little one. Again, please tell me what you intend do with the coconut oil? Maybe I don't want to know..
Yes it's a slight bit embarrassing but if it makes you all laugh, then its well worth the share.
Enjoy your night
Ameet
