After my last snarky attachment to eBay with all of the same documentation attached as before with choice commentary written for each, they have finally sent my company's (yes, my company is a real Ltd. company and not a "company") withheld payout of nearly $700 this morning. So...I win!
I appreciate all the productive advice from those that offered it and anyone else going through similar struggles with eBay, stay on them and keep persisting.