Funny Detroit Lion Jokes

[Duke Snider Fan]

Found this on another message board..I know Josh is a Lions fan.
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

 

[Eric Draven]

Thats hilarious....thanks for sharing

 

[He-Man]

LOL, That is funny, The sad thing is that it is all true.

Go Lions, Maybe next year.

 

[hockeytown]

Josh I will give you some therapy on the Lions...as a one time die hard lions fan I cut my ties in 1999...I use to tie up my sunday's for three hours, in fact in the early and mid 90's told the wife every sunday to go shopping (what was i thinking) when lions were on so i could watchin in peace and quiet. I so am done with that team now I will flip by to see score and then laugh, I have never seen a team lose in so many different ways. By the way great jokes Duke---that team in itself is a joke...jason

 

[GarkoCollector]

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

THAT made me laugh.
It deserves a....