Interesting E-bay Item and Seller + a great item description

[Frolovcollector]

Just doin my usual browse and came across an interesting seller. Not the best feedback in the firstplace but check out the auction's description. It cracked me up pretty good. And if you check his other items take a look at some of them too. This is just my OPINION, but to me half of the auto's this guy has up for auction look cheesy. Whatta you guys think. The two auto's that caught my attention were the Yzerman and Lemiuex autos(hard signed on cards). In my opinion they look nothing like the real thing.

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