Nail
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Looking for baseballs
A man walked into a restaurant and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a big white bandage around his head.
He sat down and asked his pal what happened.
"Well, I was hitting some balls at the baseball field and I hit one into the nearby pasture," replied his friend.
"Then I met a lady who was looking for her kid's baseball. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball.
I called out to the lady, 'Ma'am, does this look like yours?' And the lady hit me over the head with a baseball bat!" :beer:
A man walked into a restaurant and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a big white bandage around his head.
He sat down and asked his pal what happened.
"Well, I was hitting some balls at the baseball field and I hit one into the nearby pasture," replied his friend.
"Then I met a lady who was looking for her kid's baseball. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball.
I called out to the lady, 'Ma'am, does this look like yours?' And the lady hit me over the head with a baseball bat!" :beer:
hahaha good one
