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The Jeff Blake Experience®
Tourists and football fans alike await the arrival of the highly anticipated Jeff Blake Experience. The world famous Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida welcomes this outstanding addition to the lineup of rides and attractions, and may overtake the fame of the renowned pig races. Rivaling the Michael Vick and Kyle Boller Experiences, you will feel the agony of playing on the NFL’s worst teams and being constantly underrated and overlooked.
When you step into the platform, the fan will feel the deafening roar of a dull crowd of the perennial losers of the league, such as the Arizona Cardinals. With 20,000 fans barely interested, and half of them are rooting for the opposing team, you will feel what Jeff Blake feels, which is no support. You’ll glance around inside the huddle and see unknown targets, such as Brian Gilmore and Darnay Scott, awkwardly positioned near the sidelines, where they belong.
As the role of Blake, you will possess quick feet and a strong arm. However, your offensive line is still stuck in the buffet line and hesitates to even get upright. Your fastest route-runner could be covered by Warren Sapp, who is faster most of the time. Even if your receivers run short routes, they will break off, stop, or just demolish the play altogether. You will feel the agony of throwing a tight pass into Anquan Boldin, having him put both hands on the ball, and giving it away to the cornerback, and you are credited with the interception.
At least you won’t have to be on the field a lot. Most instances the lackluster running game will provide long yardage downs, and your defense tends to stay on the field for a while, letting the other team march across the grass and hitting paydirt more times than not.
25 passes will not net a mere 150 yards on most occasions, because your best option is usually to either dump it off to the guy closest to you, or just retire altogether and avoid the embarrassment of playing with Travis Taylor and Willie Jackson. Your cannon of an arm will sail passes over your teammates, because they either have no hops or most likely weren’t even aware of the ball coming towards them.
However, at least the Strawberry Festival is in February, so you won’t have to worry about going to the Pro Bowl.
Just read some reviews from fans who had the pleasure of the Jeff Blake Experience.
“I was able to play against the Bengals, and since I liked them so much, I threw a touchdown to them rather than trying to force it into my best target, superstar Billy McMullen!” Ken Reston, Wyoming
“As the defenders closed in for the sack, I felt the need to escape the pocket and scramble, following my blockers. But my offensive linemen were already on the sideline getting oxygen, and Ricky Williams was, as usual, lighting it up (and I don’t mean the box score).” Bobby Lantry, Alabama
“I was able to lead the only scoring drive in the Eagles / Bengals massacre in Week 17, zipping a touchdown pass to Freddie Mitchell, narrowing the gap to a small margin of 27 points. Todd Pinkston went over to Freddie and asked, ‘How’d you do that?’ Freddie didn’t have time to reply, as he was pulling his pants up.” Pete Alberts, Ohio
Tourists and football fans alike await the arrival of the highly anticipated Jeff Blake Experience. The world famous Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida welcomes this outstanding addition to the lineup of rides and attractions, and may overtake the fame of the renowned pig races. Rivaling the Michael Vick and Kyle Boller Experiences, you will feel the agony of playing on the NFL’s worst teams and being constantly underrated and overlooked.
When you step into the platform, the fan will feel the deafening roar of a dull crowd of the perennial losers of the league, such as the Arizona Cardinals. With 20,000 fans barely interested, and half of them are rooting for the opposing team, you will feel what Jeff Blake feels, which is no support. You’ll glance around inside the huddle and see unknown targets, such as Brian Gilmore and Darnay Scott, awkwardly positioned near the sidelines, where they belong.
As the role of Blake, you will possess quick feet and a strong arm. However, your offensive line is still stuck in the buffet line and hesitates to even get upright. Your fastest route-runner could be covered by Warren Sapp, who is faster most of the time. Even if your receivers run short routes, they will break off, stop, or just demolish the play altogether. You will feel the agony of throwing a tight pass into Anquan Boldin, having him put both hands on the ball, and giving it away to the cornerback, and you are credited with the interception.
At least you won’t have to be on the field a lot. Most instances the lackluster running game will provide long yardage downs, and your defense tends to stay on the field for a while, letting the other team march across the grass and hitting paydirt more times than not.
25 passes will not net a mere 150 yards on most occasions, because your best option is usually to either dump it off to the guy closest to you, or just retire altogether and avoid the embarrassment of playing with Travis Taylor and Willie Jackson. Your cannon of an arm will sail passes over your teammates, because they either have no hops or most likely weren’t even aware of the ball coming towards them.
However, at least the Strawberry Festival is in February, so you won’t have to worry about going to the Pro Bowl.
Just read some reviews from fans who had the pleasure of the Jeff Blake Experience.
“I was able to play against the Bengals, and since I liked them so much, I threw a touchdown to them rather than trying to force it into my best target, superstar Billy McMullen!” Ken Reston, Wyoming
“As the defenders closed in for the sack, I felt the need to escape the pocket and scramble, following my blockers. But my offensive linemen were already on the sideline getting oxygen, and Ricky Williams was, as usual, lighting it up (and I don’t mean the box score).” Bobby Lantry, Alabama
“I was able to lead the only scoring drive in the Eagles / Bengals massacre in Week 17, zipping a touchdown pass to Freddie Mitchell, narrowing the gap to a small margin of 27 points. Todd Pinkston went over to Freddie and asked, ‘How’d you do that?’ Freddie didn’t have time to reply, as he was pulling his pants up.” Pete Alberts, Ohio
