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I'm now in a role at work where I have to sign off on documents on a regular basis.

I only have to sign about 200 documents in a work week but I see how my penmanship ends up getting worse as time goes on. I'm actually considering developing a quicker sig I use solely for these documents and the other day, I even considered making redemption cards so I wouldn't have to sign them at all that day :laugh:

I feel you rookie Upper Deck signers. I feel you. :duh:
 
A long time ago, before we were fully electronic, I was a military recruiter. After what seemed to be the thousandth time of signing a form in triplicate, the only letter that was legible in my sig was my first initial. However, no one was paying me solely to put my auto on a sticker or card.
 
Kind of belonging to this, if we think about someone like Wayne Gretzky, then what do you think, when he has to sign something completely unrelated to the fans (i.e. give his signature, not an autograph), what do you think, does he accidentally write that "99" there too or is it actually so big part of Gretzky, that he would use it anyway?
 
Kind of belonging to this, if we think about someone like Wayne Gretzky, then what do you think, when he has to sign something completely unrelated to the fans (i.e. give his signature, not an autograph), what do you think, does he accidentally write that "99" there too or is it actually so big part of Gretzky, that he would use it anyway?

To take this a step further, Gretzky did a video for UDA and he says he always has in the back of his mind when signing an autograph (for money or a sitdown session, etc), his dad always said "make sure they can read the signature".

He said his autograph will almost always vary ever so slightly which I have personally confirmed looking at tons of Gretzky sigs over the years..

And while talking Gretzky, because there was a period of signing too much, TGO had an autopen he used for quite some time.

It was easy to recognize because all of the signatures were the same size (built mainly for cards), the pen always crossed the "t" and "z" in a perfect little crescent-shaped stroke, and the there was a kickback to the left on the end of the line coming down to make the "y" on Gretzky instead of his usual straight north-south stroke. Also there were very noticeable stop and start dots on various points of the signature instead of the usual flow.

That all aside, considering the monumental amount of autographs this man has laid down in his lifetime, I am still amazed that his best signatures are almost letter for letter legible and his worst (within the collectibles realm, not on the street) are still pretty darn nice.

I blame a lot on tech and this generation typing everything but my gosh, if I were getting compensated to sign, I would at least come up with something cool with a little flair, even if it was short. Look at Joe Sakic and his overlapping "j" and "s" with a little squib here and there and a "19". Not too much but looks very stylish.

Geez Matt, why did you bring the horse back from the dead? It's a zombie horse. :laugh: :beer:
 
I'm nowhere near 200/per week, but i've had to sign papers at work too. Since starting the job, my signature has lowered in quality. So I get why players don't have the beautiful cursive signatures like many of the past, so I don't worry about it too much. I'm reasonable.
 
You could definitely see the grind of the signature on the ITG set a few years ago with some of the Classic Signature set with some of the guys who usually don't sign that much. You could definitely see the scribble was nice and progressed to not as good near the latter.

I've heard that some players, in Hockey and other sports, have an autograph and a signature. The autograph is designed to be quicker and can be recognized on jerseys, balls, pucks, photos. The signature is used for personal stuff, like checks and contracts. I read something about that a few years ago somewhere.

Looks like you might have to started to develop your workplace "autograph". Roberto Luongo it down to the initials!!!
 
I've heard that some players, in Hockey and other sports, have an autograph and a signature. The autograph is designed to be quicker and can be recognized on jerseys, balls, pucks, photos. The signature is used for personal stuff, like checks and contracts. I read something about that a few years ago somewhere.

There's truth to this. Go and see UD's Beehive 5x7s. You'll see the signatures appear as facsimiles while the autographs show up in the sets.

I'm going to work on an autograph since I just found out we're pulling some of the paperwork back into our office so I might have to sign more :whatthehell:
 
I put together a set of 02-03 SP Authentic SOTT single auto`s. Had about 5 Gretzky`s and if you lined them up all side by side there was not very much variance in the auto`s. But you cant really blame him.
 
When I'm harried, rushed or overloaded my writing essentially becomes a straight line with the occasional bump or dip.
 
A long time ago, before we were fully electronic, I was a military recruiter. After what seemed to be the thousandth time of signing a form in triplicate, the only letter that was legible in my sig was my first initial. However, no one was paying me solely to put my auto on a sticker or card.

When I had to sign cheques - and on the 15th and the end of the month - I would have upwards of about 400-500 to sign. The signature degraded badly as it went on - until I found out that the branch was being charged $5 per cheque where my signature clearly didn't match the sample I gave originally. Then I asked to get the cheques first thing in the morning and I would sign about 50-100 per hour to at least have the signatures pass muster.
 
Time to buy a stamper

Who you think I am son? Devante Smith Pelly? :whatthehell:

:laugh:

When I had to sign cheques - and on the 15th and the end of the month - I would have upwards of about 400-500 to sign. The signature degraded badly as it went on - until I found out that the branch was being charged $5 per cheque where my signature clearly didn't match the sample I gave originally. Then I asked to get the cheques first thing in the morning and I would sign about 50-100 per hour to at least have the signatures pass muster.

You should've made a deal where you received 50% of the cut Art...heel turn style. Then drinks on you next Expo :beer:
 
Anyone here get paid to sign their freakin' name?

Those that are paid to sign their name better sign with a smile on their face and with gratitude in their heart.

:whatthehell:
 
I'm now in a role at work where I have to sign off on documents on a regular basis.

I only have to sign about 200 documents in a work week but I see how my penmanship ends up getting worse as time goes on. I'm actually considering developing a quicker sig I use solely for these documents and the other day, I even considered making redemption cards so I wouldn't have to sign them at all that day :laugh:

I feel you rookie Upper Deck signers. I feel you. :duh:

Stop chewing on your crayons and your signature won't be so sloppy.
 
Anyone here get paid to sign their freakin' name?

Those that are paid to sign their name better sign with a smile on their face and with gratitude in their heart.

:whatthehell:

If you're paid to do a job and part of your job is signing documents, then what's the difference if a "regular" person can take it easy on their signature while a hockey player cant?? Most of these kids who signed are basically obliged to do so because of the NHLPA, not because they willingly entered into a contract with UD.
 
If you're paid to do a job and part of your job is signing documents, then what's the difference if a "regular" person can take it easy on their signature while a hockey player cant?? Most of these kids who signed are basically obliged to do so because of the NHLPA, not because they willingly entered into a contract with UD.

because no one pays money to collect our signatures
 
Anyone here get paid to sign their freakin' name?

Those that are paid to sign their name better sign with a smile on their face and with gratitude in their heart.

:whatthehell:

When I was at Sun Life, I was PAID to sign my name to my letters (it was part of my job description). I would sign up to 200 a month (just like Matt) and in some cases, I would sign them ahead of time just to get them out of the way.

My "autograph" went from my full signature to me hitting "F*** IT!" mode and only signing my first name. I remember even then thinking how I didn't know how athletes do it, considering they also have to train and all of that other fun stuff.
 

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