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2009 DETROIT LIONS Schedule
September
13................. Taft Junior High School
20................ Cub Scout Troop #101
27................. Detroit Blind Academy
October
04................ Spanish American War Vets
11................ Kalamazoo center for the deaf
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25................ Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
01................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08................. Fraser Boys Choir
15................. Korean Amputees Foundation
22................. National Association of Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26................. Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
December
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
08................ Grand Rapids Boys & Girls Club
*****RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR *****
1- Season is changed to 13 game schedule as 16 games is just too many
2 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
3 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.
4 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with cheerleaders at anytime.
6 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
***** RULES STAY THE SAME AS LAST YEAR *****
A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
***** NAME CHANGE *****
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit
Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
*****COACHING/PLAYER CHANGES *****
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
Tampons will hold a "guess the record" contest for every season ticket holder, with a random drawing to be held at end of season to find out who will win the head coach position in 2010, with 5 runners up winning staff positions.
September
13................. Taft Junior High School
20................ Cub Scout Troop #101
27................. Detroit Blind Academy
October
04................ Spanish American War Vets
11................ Kalamazoo center for the deaf
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25................ Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
01................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08................. Fraser Boys Choir
15................. Korean Amputees Foundation
22................. National Association of Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26................. Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
December
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
08................ Grand Rapids Boys & Girls Club
*****RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR *****
1- Season is changed to 13 game schedule as 16 games is just too many
2 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
3 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.
4 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with cheerleaders at anytime.
6 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
***** RULES STAY THE SAME AS LAST YEAR *****
A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
***** NAME CHANGE *****
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit
Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
*****COACHING/PLAYER CHANGES *****
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
Tampons will hold a "guess the record" contest for every season ticket holder, with a random drawing to be held at end of season to find out who will win the head coach position in 2010, with 5 runners up winning staff positions.
