Fs: Jose Theodore On Ebay!

[DredJAw]

Former Vezina and Hart Trophy Winner, own the rights to washed up goaltender and Montréal native, José Théodore. I can't promise that he'll come through for you or even show up on your doorstep considering his recent track record in showing up for games but I can promise a lifetime of unpredictability for truly exorbinate prices!

This could be the ideal gift for someone in a cold place because he'll warm your bench with style and grace, all the while keeping that five hole open for late night scoring.

http://cgi.ebay.ca/Slightly-Used-Wa...216762273QQcategoryZ79765QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

lol read some of the "Questions from other members"

 

[capsfan30]

I love how it was ended early "because it was lost or broken" hahaha

 

[Fritz]

Slightly Used Washed-up Habs Goalie (?) Jose Theodore

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7216762273

LOL!

 

[langway05]

Ernie

Thanks alot for the chuckle!

Brian

 

[Fritz]

LOL oops

perhaps I should look before i post next time.

Did you hear about nagy?

what about lemieux retiring?

I hear gretzky signed with the kings!?!

its still funny, perhaps it deserves to be cross posted haha

 

[oliber]

BEST auction I have ever seen ! maybe I will place a bid and send him FAR FAR Away !

Olivier

 

[JRD19]

LOL. Classic. Those responses are hilarious.