Who has the WORST autograph ever in the NHL!!!

[dunkie69er]

Curtis Brown. Or should I say 'Ian'.....or 'Lars'......depending on what he feels like that day.

Ouch. You should never get 6-year-olds to ghost sign your cards.

Curtis Brown yells down to the basement to his son.

"Hey Ian! Can you and your friend Lars come upstairs for a minute, Daddy is busy and needs you guys to sign some cards for him."

 

[sprague11]

The annual who has the worst graph in Hockey thread? Must be November!

 

[DXFlyers]

Cheech is the worse. The worst auto on the Flyers right now is JVR. A J and a line...

 

[PenaltyMan]

Cheech is the worse. The worst auto on the Flyers right now is JVR. A J and a line...

Seconding Cheechoo as worst auto. Testing your pen to see if it works does not count as a signature.

 

[langway05]

Can we please sticky a post saying something to the effect of:
Best Hockey Autographs: Modano, Beliveau, Howe, Bucyk, Orr, Maurice Richard
Worst: Samson, Samsonov, Cheechoo, Caputi

So that way this thread doesn't keep coming up every other week with the same responses?

The annual who has the worst graph in Hockey thread? Must be November!

Combined them and made it into a 'Sticky'

 

[creasecollector]

I understand if you would like to shorten your sig up a bit, but I mean really?? A check mark!!?!?!? thats just lazy.....

 

[paulsamborski]

Luca Caputi or Jamie Benn's new auto is horrible! Most of the new guys take zero pride in their auto which is a shame! As much as I hate the Habs and Jean Beliveau, he has the nicest cleanest auto around!

 

[echoi69]

It used to be Ville Leino, but the checkmark takes the cake.

 

[mortuus]

For me its Marian Hossa.. his auto always looked like an 5 year old drew something rofl..

 

[troyjk]

For me its Marian Hossa.. his auto always looked like an 5 year old drew something rofl..

Nope I love it now! It looks like how I drew birds really fast in art class during high school haha.

I actually do like it better than his early autos

 

[Avalanchefan21]

If I ever meet any of these guys in person I'd ask why they sign like they do

 

[RangerCollector]

to be HONEST, my OWN signature has gotten worse through the years since everything I write, I have to sign. It went from "caring" to "Jesus, AGAIN?"

But then again I am not a sports player and dont get paid "extra" for my signature. (Not that I KNOW of atleast lol)

 

[RangerCollector]

Curtis Brown yells down to the basement to his son.

"Hey Ian! Can you and your friend Lars come upstairs for a minute, Daddy is busy and needs you guys to sign some cards for him."

BWAHAHAHAH. And I am sure thats how it went.

HOW THE HELL DOES HE GET AWAY WITH "IAN" AND "LARS" Is there ANY quality control at these companies? Their Agents? WTF?!

 

[penguinfan]

Some of these are horrible....IF I was to lazy to sign my whole name you'd at least get a Pat C # whatever maybe even a Pat C squiggly line and another C...But heck I'd probably put even more effort being that if I had the skill to even be a Robert Dome of NHLers..knowing only a small # of people might want my sig....As long as it is slightly different than what I might use for a check or other document.

 

[NICSTER]

Plenty of the rookies in the last 3 years, illegible 1 or 2 letters w/ a halfass number, just wretched efforts. But I suppose it is the nature of the industry, maybe 10 years ago a guy signed 100-500 cards and now it appears they may be signing 5x as many.

 

[enforcersonly]

Who Has The Worst Autograph In Hockey

I was wondering who you thought had the worst autograph in hockey. Ive seen some terrible Football ones, but hockey?

Has this been done before?

 

[99goals]

Luca Caputi by far.

 

[JohnnyDrama]

I don't know if Jonathan Cheecho counts but it's him. Or Brett Connolly.

 

[Softnoise82]

Chris Stewart has also a terrible one.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chris-Stewa...t=US_Hockey_Trading_Cards&hash=item19d391123e

 

[BostonBruinsFan]

Samsonov