Try having a card shop in a mall folks...
"All I want is a Hot Box"
----- a box of cards that had multiple desirable cards
"Throw me a Fatty Man"
----- pass a super thick top loader
"Do you sell used/dirty sheets?"
----- selling used 9-pocket pages at a discount from new ones
"I need a 2 color Semin Swatch"
----- a 2 color jersey of Alexander Semin, but more importantly, making fun of hockey names
"Crack Addict"
----- someone who has an addiction to opening packs
"Stiffy Pincher"
----- someone who bends packs to feel for the stiffer jersey card inside
"Mojo Hounds"
----- those guys that will leer over your shoulder as you open packs at your LCS
"Kennied"
----- a memorabilia card that has been altered to seem more attractive than original
"Pro Set"
----- referring to stupid, low quality or full of error, as in "Patrick Stefan is Pro Set"
"Mojo"
----- a way to identify ones self as not being relevant in the hobby since 2004
"Band Aid"
----- those annoying little stickers companies use to attach autos to cards
"Wife Hit"
----- referring to the phenomena of having your wife always pull better cards than you do
"Bust/Rip a Hot Box"
----- open a box of very good cards
any more?