Easily misunderstood hobby talk idioms/terminology

5 out of 6, not bad!

SP Authentic is incorrect though...

sp game used...

another one for you guys et gals. I mentioned to my wife one day that I needed to go buy top loaders and penny sleeves. She thought I was buying a washer and a coin rolling machine.. LOLL
 
Try having a card shop in a mall folks...

"All I want is a Hot Box"
----- a box of cards that had multiple desirable cards

"Throw me a Fatty Man"
----- pass a super thick top loader

"Do you sell used/dirty sheets?"
----- selling used 9-pocket pages at a discount from new ones

"I need a 2 color Semin Swatch"
----- a 2 color jersey of Alexander Semin, but more importantly, making fun of hockey names

"Crack Addict"
----- someone who has an addiction to opening packs

"Stiffy Pincher"
----- someone who bends packs to feel for the stiffer jersey card inside

"Mojo Hounds"
----- those guys that will leer over your shoulder as you open packs at your LCS

"Kennied"
----- a memorabilia card that has been altered to seem more attractive than original

"Pro Set"
----- referring to stupid, low quality or full of error, as in "Patrick Stefan is Pro Set"

"Mojo"
----- a way to identify ones self as not being relevant in the hobby since 2004

"Band Aid"
----- those annoying little stickers companies use to attach autos to cards

"Wife Hit"
----- referring to the phenomena of having your wife always pull better cards than you do

"Bust/Rip a Hot Box"
----- open a box of very good cards


any more?
 
I miss the days when "MOJO" was used as a great pull.

wasn't that banned a few years ago because the S&T thread was MOJO...MOJO...MOJO...mojo...mojo...MOOOOOOJO!

LOL
great thread!
 
Those of you old enough to remember game shows from the 80's might recognize the reference when we're all at the store opening packs, especially higher priced ones and chanting

" Bigmoney bigmoney bigmoney no whammies!!"
 
I can't stand that come strong one..there is never a need to say that.

Not sure which is worse that or someone telling me you WILL overpay for it....Of course I bought 1 on ebay for less and perhaps another around the same price...(Derrick Pouliot auto)...I understand saying that for a card that might sell for 400.00 but not one that sells for less than 20.00
 

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